Published in category Business, 27.03.2023 >> <<

She sells seashells on a seashore But the value of these shells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sandStep 1: you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they’re rare, you see Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond


Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really freakin want 'em Hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven’t got a shell then you're just a freaking wasteman


Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly "Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality


Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand


Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!


Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock


Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes Run to be the president of the United States


Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate


Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name


Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, on the floor And you sell seashells on the seashore